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 Post subject: I AM THE GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED
PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:56 pm 
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i defy you to contradict me. here are the facts:

1. tonight i was in a bike accident (partly my fault) where i tagged a guy on a banana board listening to an ipod

2. the accident was bad enough to total my frame and fork (FUCK, are you SERIOUS GUY?)

3. i was NOT hurt. pretty much at all. aside from some bruises on my thigh and a scrape on my hip, i'm completely unscathed. same with the other guy involved. this is especially remarkable for me considering i collided with a car's rear view mirror hard enough to throw me from the bike and slide some distance down mass ave.

4. my clothes are completely fine. not so much as a hole in my fancy-pants north face rain jacket. (would buy again)

5. the contents of my bag INCLUDING THE LAPTOP I'M TYPING THIS ON RIGHT NOW were completely fine.

6. nobody was pissed. this is pretty amazing, considering that i partly caused the accident by going through a yellow light turning red. i know, stupid. not even the driver of the car i hit was mad, she was just glad i was ok. wow!

7. nothing on the bike is fucked except for the frame and fork as far as i can tell. i think i might have bent a pedal or crank arm, but i can't tell just yet. considering i got the frame for 20 bucks, i'm ok with this.

anyone wanna congratulate me on still being alive?

oh yeah, and one more thing: MY HEAD HIT THE FUCKING PAVEMENT BUT I WAS WEARING MY HELMET. THAT SHIT IS SERIOUS, WEAR YOUR HELMET! I MIGHT NOT BE POSTING THIS RIGHT NOW!

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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE
PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:19 pm 
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crazy congratulations definitely lucky.


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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE
PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:29 pm 
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further evidence:

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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE
PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:32 pm 
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fucking nuts dude, makes me think i should be wearing my helmet more often...

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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE
PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:36 pm 
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like every time you ride your bike!

seriously, i love you and i would cry if you died so please think about it even if it makes you look kinda like a tard

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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE
PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:37 pm 
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woah, i was just thinking earlier about how much i hate wearing my helmet


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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:16 am 
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luv you too jcamps... strap it on!

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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:37 am 
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i never wear a helmet while riding my bike but also i have a walmart cruiser ike and it doesnt go fast and now do you you thiink even you should wear a helmet skateboarding really fast? ive fallen plenty of times og a skateboard going relly fats and hit my heda with noe wproblems afetrwarsd im livingproff] eyou dont ned a helmeet

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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED
PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:45 pm 
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anybody laugh at that? :oops:

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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED
PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:47 pm 
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twice now, actually :ugeek:

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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE
PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:09 am 
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mikemccarthy wrote:
fucking nuts dude, makes me think i should be wearing my helmet more often...


you have to ride your bike to die on it.

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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED
PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:11 am 
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and..

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i defy you to contradict me.


you didn't wheelie out

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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED
PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:51 pm 
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someimes i feel like an idiot making posts on here gehahA

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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED
PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:34 pm 
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maybe that person that stole your bike over thanksgiving was trying to save your ass from crashing..................


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 Post subject: Re: I AM THE GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED
PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:58 pm 
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peepeecacatrevor wrote:
i never wear a helmet im livingproff] eyou dont ned a helmeet


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